i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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