I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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