I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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