Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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