Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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