You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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