He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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