4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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