How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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