He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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