Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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