It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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