You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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