Can Purell be used as lube?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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