I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
