I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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