There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
The air taste purple.
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