If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm like, not good at living.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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