what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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