dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
