But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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