I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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