What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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