i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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