My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she looked like the before picture.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
We smell like vodka and hangover
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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