I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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