problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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