Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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