I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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