Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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