omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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