There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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