do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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