is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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