Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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