At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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