would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
She even gives head with a lisp.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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