Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
look no pants
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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