And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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