it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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