so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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