Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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