I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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