Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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