I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Randomize
