She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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