Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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