i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
