Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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