What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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