Porn is love you can see.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
mondays should just be called national damage control day
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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