love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My hand turned me down
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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